Reducing the ranks of the unemployed

We read with interest

....The Holiday Inn is employing human bed warmers in order to ensure that guests get a good night’s sleep.

Dressed in special all-in-one sleeper suits, the human electric blankets are sent to warm the beds of guests staying at the Holiday Inn before they get under the covers.
The five-minute free bed warming sessions are being tried out in London and Manchester later this month.

This should help reduce the ranks of the unemployed, being a good way of hiding those messy statistics in the evening.. Not sure how the three million will hide away during the hours of daylight though!

Assume they are all called Mr/Mrs Smith!